Recieved: 18th October 2021, 4pm BST

The Lumps World Capsule #007 has Landed

Inside there is a note written in an unknown language.
Roughly translated, it reads:

Dear Life-form

My goodness. I don’t know what has come over me.

I can honestly say I’m in the party spirit. We’ve been enjoying Lumps World Fashion Week as VIPs. The drinks, the rich and famous, the dancing, heck even the disco! What fun. I feel like a celebrity.

What do you mean how did I get here? It’s in the diary. Give it a read.

Investigation? The Rapture? Oh… um. Yeah, yeah. No that’s very important still, I’m um.. Yes. Cracking on with that.

Oh must dash, #7 is giving a speech in his private gallery to introduce the new VIT-C o-RANGE collection of headwear. They sure look fancy.

What? Yes, I’m some spending time with #7. What’s the big deal? It’s purely business.

Anyway, this is the event of the year so I must dash. If I can I’ll nab some sculptures from this collection, they must be worth millions but security seems lax.

I’ve got something else for you. It’s a message from #292. She hardly speaks to me, but when she found out about my capsules she said she’d like to send a message. I haven’t listened to it yet… Huh? I’m not derunkl. Dr. drunk. You are!


May the SLime Ears be protecting yuo…


What’s in this capsule?

  • 1 x Rapture recording from #292: Listen below
  • Lumps holders now have access to the Lumps World Merchandise store! Visit and connect your wallet to enter. Many more items to be added in the coming weeks.
  • 1 x Diary Entry: Read here
  • 4 x Lumps holders recieve a signed Lumps ‘Arcade Machine’ figure.

‘Arcade Machine’ Figure 

Limited Edition

Signed and from Sam’s personal archive

6 inches tall


The draw

View the screen recording of the giveaway

Reveal the winners of the 4 'Arcade Machine' sculptures



To determine the randomly selected winners of capsule giveaways, 500 Lumps* are entered into a draw 10 minutes prior to the drop. So the more Lumps you own, the better your chances.

Winners will be asked to individually contact Lumps via discord.
*Any Lumps still held by Lumps himself are excluded from the draw.